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Take this Pill and Throw 90mph!

June 17, 2009

Pitching Velocity Pill

Why waste your time and money on pitching coaches and strength and conditioning when you can get all the velocity you want in a pill?

Do you want to know what it is like to throw 90 plus mph?

Do you want to dominate every batter you face?

Do you want to get drafted in the top round and sign for millions?

Then you do not have to wait any longer? All your dreams will come true in this one pill. Velocity is the latest in medical advancements in the world of genetic therapy. This pill will genetically remodel your body to throw a baseball 90 plus miles per hour. Once you take this pill you will feel a burning sensation in your arm and after 33 seconds your next pitch will exceed 90 mph.

Buy Pitching PillYes you will have an above average major league fastball in only 33 seconds!

You are probably thinking to yourself, “There must be a catch here?” There is a catch and the catch is that the effects of the pill will wear off within 24 hours. So you must continue to take the pills to keep your new found 90 plus mph velocity. Other side effects listed below.

90MPH PillVelocity was developed in Japan and first released into the baseball world over a year ago in Hiroshima, Japan. It has now just reached the shores of America and is being sold here today for only $299.99 for a pack of 30 pills.

Don’t just take our word for it. This is what they are saying in Japan!

I use Velocity and it make me throw hard. Like Tim Lincecum on Giants. Velocity has change my life and I am now being looked at by Major League Teams! Thank you Velocity!

Testimony by Kenshin Kawakami

Side effects include:
Diarrhea; dizziness; flushing; headache; heartburn; mild, temporary vision changes (eg, blurred vision, sensitivity to light, blue/green color tint to vision); stuffy nose; upset stomach; more to come….

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Comments

6 Responses to “Take this Pill and Throw 90mph!”

  1. Pitching Velocity Supplements : TopVelocity.net on November 27th, 2009 4:00 pm

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  2. Ty Engler on March 9th, 2010 11:51 pm

    Has anyone taken this stuff??? And does it work??

  3. brooks carson on November 8th, 2010 7:06 pm

    hey brent, is that pill actually true lol?

  4. Brent Pourciau on November 8th, 2010 7:32 pm

    Click the Buy Now button and you will get your answer!

  5. brooks carson on November 9th, 2010 7:13 pm

    there would be no purpose to this website then…..anyway i just read one of ur articles that said pitching velociy cant be found in a pill

  6. Brent Pourciau on November 9th, 2010 8:43 pm

    Yes, I am using satire to prove a point!

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