Why waste your time and money on pitching coaches and strength and conditioning when you can get all the velocity you want in the pitching velocity pill?

Do you want to know what it is like to throw 90 plus mph?
Do you want to dominate every batter you face?
Do you want to get drafted in the top round and sign for millions?

Then you do not have to wait any longer? All your dreams will come true in this one pitching velocity pill. Velocity is the latest in medical advancements in the world of genetic therapy. This pill will genetically remodel your body to throw a baseball 90 plus miles per hour. Once you take this pill you will feel a burning sensation in your arm and after 33 seconds your next pitch will exceed 90 mph.

MLB fastball in only 33 seconds with Pitching Velocity Pill

You are probably thinking to yourself, "There must be a catch here?" There is a catch and the catch is that the effects of the pill will wear off within 24 hours. So you must continue to take the pills to keep your new found 90 plus mph velocity. Other side effects listed below.
Velocity was developed in Japan and first released into the baseball world over a year ago in Hiroshima, Japan. It has now just reached the shores of America and is being sold here today for only $299.99 for a pack of 30 pills.
Don't just take our word for it. This is what they are saying in Japan!

"I use Velocity and it make me throw hard. Like Tim Lincecum on Giants. Velocity has change my life and I am now being looked at by Major League Teams! Thank you Velocity!"
Testimony by Kenshin Kawakami

Side effects include:
Diarrhea, dizziness, flushing, headache, heartburn, mild, temporary vision changes (eg, blurred vision, sensitivity to light, blue/green color tint to vision); stuffy nose, upset stomach, more to come....